You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Marry A Mexican tea towel | funny quote kitchen towel

A vibrant microfiber tea towel with bold, cheeky typography that brings personality to everyday kitchen tasks. The soft yet highly absorbent weave soaks up spills and dries fast, while hemmed edges keep it looking tidy wash after wash. Its single-sided print places the statement front-and-center on a bright magenta ground, adding a playful, conversational touch to dish duty or coffee breaks. Lightweight and compact at 16"×25", it slips into market bags or hangs on a hook—ready to spark smiles during gatherings or to liven a weekday routine.

Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- One size: 16" × 25" (40.6 cm × 63.5 cm)
- One-sided bold text print on a vibrant background
- Sewn-in care label; blanks sourced from China

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat